Venusisms Somewhere in the Cosmopolitan South

sassyesq:

laersija:

thedailywhat:

Fresh Prince Intro of the Day: The Fresh Prince himself recently visited the BBC’s The Graham Norton Show, where he rapped his legendary intro – but now with a major assist from the all-British audience.

[vvv]

son.

he killed the piano parts.

KILLED IT.

bro. MURDERED it.

but let’s talk about this 3-piece suit he has on. sharp.

Yes.  This suit….Razor. And HTF does he not age? I bet he uses hella coco butter…LMBO j/king. but for real though, what does he use?!

// still waiting for someone to be as enthusiastic as i am.//

sassyesq:

if you’re not just as excited to talk to me as i am to talk to you, i eventually (and very obviously) will become uninterested and allocate my time elsewhere.

time is so very precious to me. i abhor wasting it.


ALL OF THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. ON SO MANY LEVELS. I wish I could @ a mofo right about now LOL

sassyesq:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

This is incredibly powerful.

sassyesq:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

This is incredibly powerful.

This is why we will NEVER prosper.

// My Rant for the Week//

I find it quite amusing when a male friend gets in a relationship.  Suddenly, he can’t talk to me “because he has a girl.” L.M.A.O

Let me get this straight, despite the fact there is NOTHING remotely close to romance between you (the male) and I (the female), your girl would frown upon you being friends with me.  Oh. Ok.  *slow blink*

I totally respect the boundaries of those in a relationship BUT going to the extent that you cease speaking to a person is excessive.  If your significant other can’t handle the fact you have friends of the opposite sex, that should be a clear indication that person has trust/security issues.

Fast foward to three to six months later, the relationship is over, and now, you (the male) suddenly can speak to me again.

Sorry buddy, I don’t need fair weather friends or friends without balls.  Grow up and stop with this elementary crap.

// Daydreaming…//

…is being my primary means of escape…

sassyesq:

*snaps*.. gworl.

sassy.ESQ.: MEN: STOP THIS EMO SHIT NOW.

sassyesq:

I’ve (foolishly) failed to appreciate the premise of “less is more” until as of recently. The past 2 years have undeniably punished me for that, and in several ways, but while I’m aware of my own faults concerning overzealous behavior, it is nothing compared to what I’ve witnessed of the…


You better SAY THAT! ALL of that. Ole crying, simpin, EMO, wearing panties instead of boxers/boxer briefs types need to SUCK IT UP!

I don’t even like animals like that, but this was just TOO cute.  Kitty said “MINE!”

I don’t even like animals like that, but this was just TOO cute.  Kitty said “MINE!”

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via everclearjones)

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